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FNATIC

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About FNATIC

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    Ghost
  • Birthday 07/15/2004

Call of Duty 4

  • Favorite weapon(s):
    Ak 47
  • Favorite map(s):
    Ambush
    Backlot
    Bloc
    Bog
    Citystreets
    Countdown
    Crash
    Crossfire
  • B3 ID @
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    Male
  • Location
    Mars
  • Interests
    Football

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  1. An airplane was about to crash.
    There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
    The 1st passenger said “I am Stephen Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can’t afford to die.” So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
    The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, “I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don’t want me to die.” He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
    The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, “My son, I am old and don’t have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”
    The little boy said, “That’s okay, Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you.
    America’s smartest President took my schoolbag.”
    :p

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